[The Listserve] This email brought to you by: 44 minutes of panicked writing.

Nick Sequeira
06/26/2017

Hello! I’m Nick. I’m also a podcaster, producer, computer guy, recovering conservative, and an aspiring writer. This email is due in about 45 minutes and it’s one of five I’ve halfway written in the last two days. A few moments ago, my Twitter ...

[The Listserve] Keep watching the skies

Neil
06/25/2017

Hi ListServers The world’s a massive place, well worth exploring and full of stuff. Some of the stuff’s a bit wonky, but you can find some gems. Technology is one of those gems, I think. It's responsible for so much. I have faith that the effects ...

[The Listserve] a beautiful surprise

kayla a.
06/22/2017

I am 28 years old living in Austin, TX. I have so many good memories in this city, the most memorable ones I've made with my fiance. We dated for 5+ years before he popped the question last December (23rd to be exact) and oh man, was I excited. I always...

[The Listserve] Why Now Listserve?

Veronica
06/21/2017

Hello all! I think that the powers of the Listserve choose you when your life is most chaotic. Please be patient with me. I got the winning email on the same day that I got a call from a school district that they went with someone else, and I was put...

[The Listserve] Tragedies, minor and major

Rachel
06/20/2017

When I was in the eighth grade, I had a crush on a boy. He invited me to go to the school dance "together" which meant meeting there and hanging out, and I was thrilled. He never showed and I spent the whole night crying with my already fragile middle s...

[The Listserve] Travel & Food

Emma
06/19/2017

Hi Everyone, I honestly started to believe that I would never win the listserve. I've been on the list for over 5 years, have 1,575 listserve emails still in my inbox, and have read and treasured every email I have been sent over those years. Sin...

[The Listserve] I Love Technology

jetSet
06/18/2017

Why do you love me Why do you need me Always and forever We met in a chat room Now our love can fully bloom Sure, the World Wide Web is great But you, you make me 'salivate' Yes, I love technology But not as much as you, you see Bu...

[The Listserve] It happened

Smetha
06/17/2017

Myanmar, 2011: A friend gave me some leftovers since she was going out to dinner and then travelling and didn't want the food to get wasted. She left me a note on a postcard of a beautiful little girl. I kept that postcard on my desk - and looked into...

[The Listserve] How can I help you?

Robert Flohr
06/16/2017

Hi everyone! I really hope you are all doing well, and wanted to offer my support should you need it. Please don't be afraid to e-mail me at rbflohr@gmail.com with any questions or requests. If it is in my power to help you out I will try my best to...

[The Listserve] 40 something

Forty something
06/15/2017

My 20-year college reunion is a month away. My two good friends are very excited to go. And I’m not as excited. I have mixed feelings about reunions. It’s just about 30 miles away so it’s not a huge investment of time or money. Why not. I lived in...

[The Listserve] The visceral, the extraordinary

An antipodean
06/14/2017

Last night you had a glittering, magnificent dream that swirls around you and makes your heart burst, full of wonder. The next day you go to the cinema and they are playing your dream on the big screen to you and the audience. That’s how I describe, ...

[The Listserve] How to make salad

Lindsay Sauve
06/13/2017

Salad is perfect food. I love salad. And not because I'm a health fanatic. I'm interested in all types of food. But salad is food in its finest, purest, and freshest form. Salad is endless combinations of edible sunlight. It is kinder, gentler food for ...

[The Listserve] The power of numbers

Russell Bowman
06/08/2017

11: the number of the month where two of the most important events of my life occurred. 207: the number of days since I met the most incredible person in my life. 201: the number of days since Donald J. Trump won the presidency 15: the number...

[The Listserve] For five years, we kept this a secret.

Ben Zeiger
06/05/2017

I need your help to change the way we tell stories. My name is Ben, and I’m a writer living in NYC. For the past few years my closest friends and I have been developing this idea. A while back we read this article about a down and out-of-luck boxer i...

[The Listserve] If you can read this, thank a teacher

Cassie
06/02/2017

Public school teachers are tired. We are tired of working long long hours for not enough money. We are tired of people complaining that we aren't doing enough or changing enough or preparing kids the right way. We are tired of spending our own money on ...

[The Listserve] Life's not always what you expect.

Natalie Deans
06/01/2017

When I was younger I had all these big plans for when I grew up. They developed and changed over the years, as I did - but hopes and aspirations were always there. And I always believed I'd achieve them. But life doesn't always turn out, actually it...

[The Listserve] Some Advice From My Grandfather

Abhi
05/31/2017

It was 1991 and I was 10 years old. Six years earlier I had moved with my mother and father from Calcutta, India to Fargo, North Dakota, so my father could obtain his PhD, and thereafter we settled in Minneapolis, Minnesota. It could not have felt far...

[The Listserve] Penguins can projectile poo and other lessons learned (the hard way)

Mollie Bloudoff-Indelicato
05/30/2017

Penguins can projectile poop. If you take nothing away from this post, know that penguins can blast feces out of their bottoms like squirt guns—and that I found this out the hard way. I was in Antarctica, crouched behind a penguin colony with a sc...

[The Listserve] passion and joy

Lizzy
05/29/2017

Hey there! I've always wondered about how everyone writing these emails seems to have some amazing story or at least some great insight. I'm not sure if I have that, but I'm going to try. I'm 26 and currently working on becoming a teacher. Or I alre...

[The Listserve] Why I've chosen to be happy

Austin Bard
05/28/2017

For Sara, Love Austin My name is Austin and I’m going to tell you why I’ve chosen to be happy. Before I start I just want to clarify that I am not a hippie type person by any means, just someone who has seen how much of a cruel person I was and is...

[The Listserve] Alphabetically

Maria
05/27/2017

Letters and words ….I like playing with them. So I’ll use the alphabet to guide me through the unusual task of addressing thousands of you out there not knowing whether this has been done before, as I have only been a member of the list for a few week...

[The Listserve] Are you reading this?

Amy
05/26/2017

I just found my winning listserve email - a month too late. If you are reading this, it's all because someone made the decision to let you read it. Thank you, someone. So, as Perd Hapley would say, I'm going to tell you some things as soon as I finis...

[The Listserve] The Launch

Jerry
05/25/2017

I was 22, grew up in Cupertino, I was a high school dropout, I never used a Mac before in my life, but I taught myself to make websites when I was 13, I said yes to every task and was willing to work my butt off. So, yay, job at Apple. I worked to he...

[The Listserve] What is the last thing you did for the first time?

Coralie D.
05/24/2017

Lucky me ! It's the second time I win. Two years ago, i asked a question : what is the last thing you did for the first time? So, now I will answer at this question. The last week, I biked from Paris to Amsterdam with a wooden bike for 4 days. It was...

[The Listserve] Beautiful Bruises

craig
05/23/2017

I just celebrated failing my second sailing class by buying a 23 foot sail boat. Learning from a book just didn't make any sense. It was like learning how to make out from a pamphlet. You just have to get out there and swap fluids. Anyway, back to ...

[The Listserve] The Secret Life of a Distillery Owner

Sas Stewart
05/22/2017

As a thank you to all the people who don't close their curtains at night and let me have glimpses of their worlds, I'd like to give you a vulnerable and honest list of a day in my life. Couple points of context: I own a distillery here in Vermont (S...

[The Listserve] Old Patterns

Elihu Jones / Honeyfitz
05/19/2017

Hey everyone! I’ve had a busy couple days. I was actually worried that the deadline for submitting this had passed, but I guess not. Just last week I told someone I live in fear of winning the listserve, so it might have been a relief if I had missed...

[The Listserve] hello i am a real human being emailing you

Peter Downs
05/18/2017

Do you want to learn more about semiotics, sociology, psychology, computer science, futurism, introspection, internet art? Go look up: The Last Psychiatrist Meaningness systems crisis breakdown Idlewords superintelligence gnovis habermas public sp...

[The Listserve] You Matter

MacKenzie Shapiro
05/17/2017

You matter. What you do matters. I've been a subscriber for years, since I was thirteen, and like every subscriber I've wondered what I would say when I had the chance. Now my chance has come, and I flat out balked. I'm actually pretty terrified beca...

[The Listserve] Why You Should Talk to Strangers

Michael Tapp
05/16/2017

Growing up my parents taught me not to chat up creepers, as parents do. Fast forward 20 years, l and I had just moved to New York. I was working as a video camera operator, shooting architectural photos as a hobby and I didn't have any portraits in my ...